Born in sunny Oxfordshire & now living in even sunnier Yorkshire, I spent my childhood days pilfering polo mints from my Gran’s handbag and doing everything in my power to annoy my brother.
From 14 years old I developed an obsession with music that led me to become a leading Blur loyalist. The highlight of this was being sick on Damon Albarn’s adidas trainer once. Soz about that Damon.
Other life achievements have included being “removed” from Damian Hurst’s Pharmacy restaurant in Notting Hill, accidentally flashing my knickers in front of everyone at an important board meeting in London, being mistaken for a prostitute in Sydney and standing at my fridge with the door open eating up a whole large block of cheddar whilst 8 months pregnant.
These are things I realise others have not experienced #blessed
Just Another Blog From a Woman 
You have lived and are learning from life. That makes it beautiful!
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Ha thank you x
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The cheese image will stay with me for an hour or two 🙂 Brilliant “about me” post
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Haha it was a glorious day! Thank you c
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Ha ha, love this ‘about’ page. If you makes you feel any better, I was mistaken for a prostitute once when I went to a casino with my boyfriend. To this day, I’m still not sure what it was about me that made the staff think I was a lady of the night!!
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Haha. I wonder why?!
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I’d like to know more about the ‘removal’ from the Damien Hurst restaurant 😁
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Haha. Ok it was summer of 1998, me & my mate had been on an all day Sunday drinking session around Notting Hill, so we decided to visit DH’s restaurant, stand in the middle of the restaurant & sing the England “Vindaloo” song at the top of our voice with actions for everyone to enjoy (sorry if you know this, but for info DH was one of the Vindaloo song writers). We were promptly escorted out. Please note I was a mere 22yrs old 🍻
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That is just brilliant! That made my Sunday 🙂
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Haha. So glad! X
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Hi Hayley!!!
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HIYA! X
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😗😗😗
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I think there’s a movie in the making here. Well, at least a couple of blog posts.
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Haha. I LOVE the idea of a movie x
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Remember me in the credits 🙂
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The restaurant removal story is brilliant, as are you!
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Haha. Bless you, thank you xxx
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Thank you so much Hugh, but this playlist isn’t by Em Linthorpe, it’s by me (Hayley) at Just Another Blog From a Woman xx
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Hey Hayley ! I nominated you for the Liebster Award 😊 I hope it’s fine, you don’t have to do it if you don’t want to of course, but if you’re interested here’s the link 💗 :
https://orianasnotes.com/2017/11/18/%E2%99%A1-a-bit-about-me-liebster-5-versatile-blogger-2/
Have a wonderful day ! ✨
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Thank you SO much Oriana. That’s so kind of you. I feel very honoured indeed. This has made my day 😄
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I’m afraid to ask how you got mistaken for a prostitute! Lol…..Great About post!
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Haha best not to!
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Certainly your readers would want to know of further life achievements. Hopefully eating a block of cheese in the refreshing cool of the open fridge is not your plateau. If it is, try cheese-cake.
A refreshing about page that was.
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Ha no that pretty much is my greatest achievement in life. Oh but I do love a cheesecake too.
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Cheesecake puts the achievement at another level. And I think there is a gif for that.
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I found your blog from Middleagedwarriors post! So glad to meet you💕
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Nice to meet you too. Thanks so much for stopping by.
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Hello, just a quick note to say *thank you* for following my blog on WordPress, I really appreciate it 🙂 Have a great week, AB (PS. I found you on Twitter, too)
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No worries. Nice to meet you.
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Now I feel the need to go back and redo my about page–but there is no way I can outdo this one, so forget it.
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Hahaha. You can do it, Anthony. You just need to regularly make a fool of yourself.
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