I’m a nostalgic person, ladies and gentlemen. This can be witnessed in my weekly music, film and news posts, which start from 1976 and will go through to 2017. However, it’s not just music and film that I’m nostalgic for. I sometimes look at celebrities who have yet again split up with someone and think “oh why didn’t you just stay with him that you once went out with in the 90s. I know your relationship was deeply flawed and you probably hate each other now, but just get back together. Just for me?”. So, here’s a little list of all those now dispersed celebrity couples that should never have split up.
Winona Ryder & Johnny Depp
Yes I know Johnny is clearly bit of a dick and she can do so much better than him, but 90s Winona & Johnny were so cool and so beautiful (my God Johnny was beautiful back then), but I still want them to get back together. Incidentally, this is what they both look like now. Hmmmm, now who’s aged better?
Britney Spears & Justin Timberlake
Yes, I know he’s very happily married to Jessica Biel with a kid and everything these days, but ignoring all of that- look how cute Britney & Justin were! Britin? Justney? They quite rightly didn’t have an ambigram*, did they?
*I looked this word up. I’m not clever enough to know words like this.
Julia Roberts & Kiefer Sutherland
Okay, so she did practically leave him standing at the alter (she dumped him 3 days before the wedding. Julia mate, that wasn’t cool), but they were so cute and seemed so in love. I’m still mourning the break-up of this relationship today (oh I’m fully aware that I should possibly get out more. Leave me here, I’m happy).
Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon
I absolutely loved these two. Nothing brings me more pleasure than seeing Mariah happy (seriously, this is the woman who demands puppies to play with before a show so that she can relax. I 100% relate to her) and she always seemed so happy with Nick. Also, here’s the categorically best reasons for them to still be a couple, they have two children together.
Kylie Minogue & Jason Donovan
These two should NEVER have split up. It’s the biggest mistake they made in their lives. I’m still very cross about it and I won’t rest until they are back together.
Anna Faris & Chris Pratt
Why did they do this to me? WHY? Whether celebrities stay together or not is definitely based on how it will make me feel, but arrogantly Anna & Chris never consulted me before they went their separate ways. They just went ahead without any consideration for my feelings and the word that best describes how this break-up made me feel is: gutted.
Jennifer Aniston & Brad Pitt
Ooh, so this one might be the only one with some potential of reuniting. As you no doubt know already, Jennifer has recently split up with husband Justin Theroux and Brad ain’t with Angelina no more and apparently Jennifer and Brad have “reached out” to each other. Whatever that means. Anyway, fingers crossed, they were perfect for each other.
The Couple That Were Never a Couple, But Really Should Have Got Together as They Would Have Been So Beautiful Together and Clearly Love Each Other in My Opinion*
*yes I can come up with longer subtitles if I tried, thank you.
Yep, Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio would have made a fantastic couple. I love their loyal friendship which has remained strong over the past 21 years since they made Titanic together. Kate’s currently married to someone called Ned Rocknroll, so that’s reason enough for her to split up with him and get together with Leo.
The Couple That Must Never Ever Split Up
If Chrissy Teigen and John Legend ever DARED to split up, I would give up on love and the idea of soulmates and leave my husband immediately*. They’re hot, they have a very cute kid together and another on the way and I love how much fun they clearly have together. In fact, my favourite thing about them as a couple is how much Chrissy trolls her own husband online. I mean that’s inspirational relationship goals right there.
*ok I may have gone a bit too far there. Possibly.
So which famous couples do you wish were still together, but aren’t anymore?
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OH I LOVED Winona and Johnny!! They were so cool back in the day 🙂
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Weren’t they just? 😎
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Oh I love this. THink Johnny and Kate Moss were better though!
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Oh yes they were great too. He really did pull the most beautiful women.
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He has aged tragically! – Oh I love being so shallow!!
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Haha I know. I felt bad commenting on his current appearance, but he’s been bit of an arsehole of late- so I feel less guilty.
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Chris Martin and Gwyneth? I’m pretty terrible with celebrities, but it seemed like maybe, possibly they weren’t the worst celebrity couple ever. I think being a celebrity couple would be the very worst thing to happen to a person in their lives, quite frankly. Nothing like having your every fight or sideways glance analyzed in the spotlight. It’s a wonder any of them stay together. I’ll tell you what though, if Tom Hanks and Rita break up that’s it. The world really is ending.
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Oh gosh yes they must never split up! Ever! That would be so tragic. I know, being a celebrity couple just isn’t conducive for a long-lasting relationship. It would be awful. Yes Chris & Gwenyth seemed happy too.
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How can Kiefer Sutherland still look 25? I’m going away to cry about it.
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Haha. I know! I will always carry a soft spot for Kiefer.
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I love Kate and Leo. I don’t know them, but I love them.
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Same and same. *sigh* they should really listen to my relationship advice.
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Kate Moss and Peter Doherty – loved the “slightly too old to party like this, but gonna do it anyway” attitude, the photos of them were epic. True, top quality entertaining couple 😂
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Oh my god they were brilliant! I agree. Whilst they weren’t good for each other’s health, they were very good for entertainment value haha.
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All these beautiful beautiful people. I don’t really mind if they’re not together, but if it makes you happy, I’ll cheer for their re-relationships too! 🙂
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Haha thanks Josy.
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It is very upsetting to see how J Depp panned out- wrong! Ethan Hawke is a mature disappointment too.
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If Chrissy and John break up I WILL DIE!! I’m still holding out for a Britney/JT reunion. The world needs it.
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I know! I love Chrissy & John so much.
God the world really, really needs JT & Britney to get together again. If Britney stole JT away from his wife & child, I think it’d be the only time I’d absolutely condone that kind of behaviour.
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Oh this post is fantastic was great going down memory lane in the celeb world! I would love a Britney and Justin reunion! I also thought bruce Willis and Demi Moore that one seem to shake everybody!
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Oh yes good one! I miss Brucey & Demi too.
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Omg, firstly I hadn’t realised how bad Depp looked now! I totally loved him and Winona together. Second, Di Caprio and Winslet…I so wish they had got it on. But, apparently they are really good friends so that’s nice. I’m not sure Ken should get back with Brad after what happened. Stay away, Jen! 😂
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Well yes she’d be wise not to really & so would Winona with Johnny, but you know if they could go back to being the men they were…or maybe they were always wankers. God I know Johnny does not look so hot these days.
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I’m right there for Chris and Anna getting back together. They were a fun couple.
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They were, weren’t they? So cute. Such a shame about them.
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They were. If Chrissy and John ever split then love is broken forever. 🙂
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Correct 💔
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We’ll really, you made me smile on a bad day! Can’t say more than that but you Rock !!💜
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Oh bless you Willow! I’m glad I managed to make you smile on a bad day. Thank you and much love to you xx
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Love you too, I have grown to enjoy your blog very much, so glad I found it💜
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Oh that’s wonderful. Thank you SO very much. That means so much xxx
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We meet so many amazing people here and some you feel you know.. one of them is …. Oh! Don’t worry I am not a stalker just saying. 😀💜
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Haha lovely. I’ve really enjoyed our talks about music. I can tell it means so much to you- just like it does with me. I love meeting people who love music as much as I do xxx
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I am lucky not only do I have my own music memories I have three sons with widely varying tastes to have memories of!
By the way on reflection here is a couple who never was but should of been
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Oh lovely! Absolutely!
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😀
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Love this so much!!! Yes to all especially Brad and Jen!! Err, I’ll have Johnny if nobody wants him🤪
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Hahaha. He’s all yours! Fingers & toes crossed for Jen & Brad 🤞🏻
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I don’t even want to admit that they broke up, but Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan. When I heard the news, all I could picture was how stinkin’ adorable and EPIC they were on Lip Sync Battle. My heart </3
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Someone else mentioned them, but I’m not overly acquainted with who they are. I feel a tad ignorant. If they’re actors, maybe I just haven’t seen anything they’ve been in?
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Magic Mike and Freya from the short-lived TV series, Witches of East End. I’m guessing their stuff just wasn’t big enough to make it across the pond. 🙂
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Ah no- I’ve never heard of Witches of East End- I don’t think it did make it over here. I’ve definitely heard of Magic Mike, but never seen it. I have heard of Channing’s name, but never seen anything with him in- I don’t think. I’ve just seen a photo of them are they were a very beautiful couple!
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You HAVE to check out the YouTube link I posted – it’s a short clip of the whole show, and the song Jenna lip-synced (lip-sank?) to was from the second Magic Mike movie. Total amazeballs!
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Whaaaaaaa! The video is “not available in your country”. Oh no!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I’m on it! I’m gonna find a way for you to watch that clip somehow… 😀
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I LOVE John Legend and Chrissy Teigen they are adorable!
I was genuinely angry with Brad Pitt – I boycotted Angelina Jolie films because of it. Took it so personal their breakup lol.
Kate and Leo are so the couple that never were but should have!
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Ha I know! One can definitely almost take it personally when these celebs break up. John & Chrissy are the cutest.
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I actually cried when Angelina and Brad split, so I am still hoping they’ll work on getting back together. And then Chris and Anna’s split totally broke my heart. Why are they doing this to us! Why??? 😩 If Ryan and Blake splits, that’s it. I’m boycotting their movies!!!
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I know- it was such a shame for their children. Chris & Anna’s split was SO heartbreaking. And yes! Ryan & Blake are another couple that must NEVER split up. I love them! X
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So many romantic sighs whilst reading this post – what a fab blog post!
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Thanks Lucy x
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Tweeted with pleasure my dear
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Ooh thank you xx
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Kylie and Jason and definitely Britney and Justin. Poor Brittney, she doesn’t have much luck. I agree that John Legend and Chrissie Teigen must NEVER split up, they seem so happy. 🙂
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They really do, don’t they? And no poor Britney, she really doesn’t seem to have much luck.
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Definitely Aniston and Pitt. Aren’t they both single now? I think they all look better today.
Janice
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Most definitely. Yes I’m slightly hopeful that they could get back together! Fingers crossed.
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This was super cute.
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Thank you!
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