On average, I would say about 85% of parenting advice is completely unnecessary, unwanted or misguided. I also believe most parenting advice that is shunted your way does not always come from an honest place. This is a list of things I wish someone had actually told me before I became a Mother. This is NOT an advice column, it’s just what I would have found handy knowing pre-giving birth.
- Do not even bother reading any parenting books as they will only feed you with guilt and/or paranoia when your new born human baby does not do as the books say. If you do read any, please, please just take them with a massive pinch of salt.
- Try your utmost to enjoy the early days. Easier said than done I know, as you fight sleep depravation and leaky boobs, but they are so very precious and you will never get them back. Seriously, who gives a shit that they’re not sleeping and feeding at perfect intervals as before you know it they’ll be starting school and you will pine for the early days again. Possibly.
- And if no matter how hard you try you really don’t enjoy the early days, don’t sweat it. Nobody finds it easy. If they say they do, they’re lying or just numb inside. If you don’t enjoy these early stages, there will be other stages that you will enjoy. Some people suit different stages more than others.
- If you want to cry for no reason, then just cry. I didn’t have post-natal depression, but I had what is called “the baby blues”. When all the happy hormones left my body after giving birth, I crashed. I found myself overcome with emotion pretty much 24/7. I didn’t feel down, but I just wanted to cry. I think this was my body’s way of dealing with the change in hormonal balance and with the over whelming feeling that “CHRIST I AM ACTUALLY SOMEBODY’S MUM! I REALLY HOPE I DON’T KILL IT!”. I remember my lovely better half finding me in the bath crying when our baby was 2 weeks old. He seemed very concerned at first and asked me what was wrong. To which I replied, “I don’t know, but I can’t stop crying”. His response was just a casual “Ah I see, well if you want to cry, then just cry. Don’t even try to stop yourself. It’s all better out than in” and do you know what? He was so right. He treated it like it was something very normal and that’s because the baby blues are exactly that- very normal. It is something that you get through. I personally felt better by about 6 weeks after giving birth.
- If you feel you might have post-natal depression, feel highly stressed or the baby blues are going on for longer than you feel comfortable with, please tell someone. Anyone. Whether it is your partner, a friend, your Mother, the health visitor or even your hairdresser- tell someone. It is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, you certainly haven’t “failed” and it is far more common than you think. I was amazed to find out 2 years after my friend had given birth that she had suffered from PND soon after giving birth. This is because she hadn’t told anyone and had done a very good job of keeping it hidden. PND should not be kept hidden and should be treated like any other health issue would be. The more we are open about these things, the less social stigma there is attached to them.
- When it comes to breast feeding, don’t just do what you think is expected of you. If you want to breast feed until your child is 2 years old then good for you. If you decide early on that breast feeding isn’t for you then proceed with what is best for you and your family. If you tried desperately to breast feed, but for whatever reason it didn’t work out for you or just wasn’t possible for you to even attempt, then do not feel the remotest amount of guilt- just carry on doing what does work. Breast feeding is a very personal choice and should not be dictated to a woman by society. As long as your child is being fed regularly then it really doesn’t matter whether it is by breast or by bottle. They will grow to be strong, healthy children either way.
- If you do choose to breast feed, please exercise your right to breast feed in public and don’t ever give two flying fucks what anyone around you thinks. People offended by breast feeders are nonsensical and should just be ignored. Dicks.
- You officially cannot cuddle, kiss or tell your child you love them too much. The idea that you can is even more ridiculous than people who are offended by public breast feeding.
- It does not matter in the slightest when your child learns to walk or talk as long as they eventually do. No child wins a medal for learning to walk before they’re a year old. No child’s future is predicted by when they first uttered the word “Mamma”. This silent competition between new parents regarding who learns to walk, roll over, beg (hold on, am I getting children confused with puppies again?) first, seriously just has to stop. It’s boring and pointless. They will all get there in the end and you will be laughing about your concern for them learning to walk, when they start doing things like running into the middle of the road for kicks and you will literally cry for the days when they stayed put wherever you sat them down.
- The same goes for children learning to read and write. It doesn’t matter when they do it, as long as they get there eventually.
- Don’t listen to unsolicited advice. There will always be one relative or friend who will take it upon themselves to “guide you through parenting”. You can actually just walk away from their “advice”. The reasons why some people do this is multi-layered and are mainly just doing it to make themselves feel more important anyway. Unless you have specifically gone to them and asked for specific advice they have absolutely no right to tell you what you should or should not be doing with your child. They are not you, they haven’t walked in your shoes and they certainly aren’t your child’s parent. Screw them. Different routines or ways of doing things work for different people and families and it astounds me that some people still haven’t managed to work this out. The best parenting advice I was ever given? Ignore people who try to give you unwanted advice.
- Surround yourself with the right people. You will come across fellow Mums at babygroups/toddler classes/the school playground who will say things to you that will make you feel shitty. Motherhood is hard enough without having to put up with someone trying to surreptitiously make you feel like a bad parent. You don’t need these “bitch-Mums” in your life. Move on from them and seek kinder souls. I find Mums who are down-to-earth, genuine, kind-hearted and with an all important excellent sense of humour are the best finds.
- There will be days when you wish you hadn’t become a parent. There will be days that you will be overwhelmed by how much you love your child. Both emotions are perfectly normal. Do not be scared of either reaction.
- Don’t be afraid to ask for help when you need it. Being a martyr doesn’t benefit anyone.
- Do your pelvic floor exercises. I know you can’t be arsed, but just get and do them. You’ll thank me later.
- Some families will have more money than yours, possibly a lot of families will have more money than yours. I know this is stating the obvious, but these children from these families literally are not any better off than your own. As long as you are bestowing your child with love and affection, providing them with fairly well balanced regular meals, getting them outside as much as possible and reading to them, they will be children far better off than sadly the majority of children in this world. Everything else will just be a matter of doing your best and that is all you can ask of yourself.
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You are so spot on Hayley!
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Love this list!
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I’ve been a mom for 13 days and so much of this rings true right now. Great post. 🙂
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Ooh congratulations & thank you x
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i’ll hold on to this Mrs B D ! well done loving your style xx
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Ha excellent! X
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So true and although mind are now teens….always enjoy the early years and toddler phase. Trust me, when they have passed by they are hugely missed 🤕
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I already mourn the early years, so goodness knows what I’ll be like when she’s a teenager! Cheers.
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I think each phase has its positives, the hard bit is when their independence starts kicking in. I remember that point vividly. Half day at secondary school end of term I always treated my eldest to McD’s. All good, sit down inside, have a chat etc. THEN, all of a sudden it was “Can we use the drive through?” Obviously I said yes but when I asked why it was, “My mates might be there.” Not are, but might…it was when I realised growing up had proper happened and ye old parent was now embarrassing to be around in public 😱 It’s both funny and tragic when you’ve been the primary carer bringing them up!
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It’s mortifying. I’ll be bereft when that happens to me. The two of us are such a team, I think I’ll feel a bit lost without her ha.
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Too right…then it goes into hugs too. “Get out of my bubble,” was the the next one lol. Now it’s upstairs to be seen at food times or if something needs fixing 🙄
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😭
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It gets better though….after teens you come out with best friends for life 😊
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That’s a great honestly put it!
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Thank you so much.
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Oops I meant list 😉
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We’re struggling with #10 right now with my 7-year-old. And while I know this to be true, it’s hard to believe it at the moment with the pressures from school telling us otherwise. But with so many pieces of your list already passed, this was a good moment of perspective. Thank you.
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Oops I just accidentally marked your comment as spam! I think I’ve undone it now!
Yes the pressures on 7yr olds now is ridiculous. I know parents in my daughter’s class that are starting to think their children aren’t bright/academic when I really don’t believe that’s the case at all. It’s just silly that children as young as 6 are expected to write cursively. It’s the ole make a fish climb a tree argument.
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All so true Hayley! I was just talking to my brother this morning. He has a 2 year old and they are contemplating number 2.
The Things he says he would do differently are so many. but we only realise this once we’ve been there once at least ourselves!
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Quite. I’d start with burning all parenting books for starters ha. Thanks Ritu xx
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Lol!!!!!
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Preach mama!! All points, every single one, are spot on. Make the choices you do for your family and yourself, and pay no mind to everyone else 😊
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Exactly! Thank you Em xx
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So. much. YES!!!!!!!!
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…”sleep depravation and leaky boobs”… nope, you’re not selling motherhood to me here at all 😀
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Haha. Those moments are fleeting though in the grand scheme of things. I know- I was given a lot of chocolate & cake when I first gave birth….
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Oooh, chocolate and cake…if you get gin as well then I’m sold 😀
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There’s always room for gin 👍🏻
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A blog post I wish I’d read before becoming a Father
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Thanks Denzil. Yes this post is very much for Fathers as well as for Mothers.
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Great advice. I would add to not stress over toilet training. They will be toilet trained before they go to school. LOL. I enjoyed my baby so much when he was a newborn and those first few months. Of course I enjoyed him later too but being able to hold him and cuddle him was so special. Even in the night. 🙂
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Oh yes potty training. Definitely no point in stressing or indeed rushing that aspect of parenting either. I too loved the middle of the night cuddles and people always look at me like I’m mad when I tell people that! It was so special though. Just me & my girl whilst the rest of the world sleeps. Kind of.
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Im a mom and I endorse this message…!!!! The books especially you were spot on with that…! Great post…!!!
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Thanks so much. Glad you enjoyed it x
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Great post. Would add that dancing in kitchen in pjs covered in baby sick is a must and you must have a well stocked biscuit tin!
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Haha. And well yes, the biscuit tin (or in my case, large bars of diary milk) are an absolute must x
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The best advice I ever got was from Tom (the boss……believe it or not ) on having a boy he said “boys are just like dogs, feed them well and run them twice a day and you can’t go wrong”.😁He was so right!
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Hahaha. The same could be said for girls- well certainly my girl anyway!
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Can’t emphasize the pelvic floor exercises enough as a 47 year old mother of two who is afraid to laugh too hard in public…..or anywhere for that matter.
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Haha same here. Or have a violent coughing fit. Tena Lady at the ready!
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Awesome! Yes, to all of the above and twice on Sunday.
Every new Mum should be told this!
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Thank you! X
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Best advice I’ve ever come across! Oh….the crying. I remember too well! “Why are you crying?”
“I don’t know!”
Hormones have a lot to answer for Hayley! 😆
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They certainly do Gloria! Cheers xx
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Best non advice I’ve ever read about motherhood. Thank you.
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Thank you Rachael! X
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Fabulous list of things Hayley! I know of a new mother who might benefit from reading this. Also what a great partner you have to just let you cry and not make a big thing out of it!
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I know, bless him. I hope she finds the list useful (and hope things are still going well) x
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Yes all is going well, Dottie is growing and now weighs 1.72kg!!
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Amazing! Go Dottie! X
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